Lorraine's writing asignment

This something she wrote for one of her classes.
Preamble, yo.

We bein’ the kids of thems states united, so we could get some sick unifyin wit cher bros, try to create peace, and make shur there’s peace with all peeps too, down at yer crib, make for err body’s own safety, shout about none a dem hobos and riches fer err body, and protect the blessings a freedom to we and them in our lives, do make some crazy important signin’ on this paper for the U.S. yo.

The Real Deal I.

Splitten em up, 1.
All powa in the po po is wit the congress cause they supa fly. It’ll be split up into two parts. The Senate and tha Rep for da House.

Splitten em up, 2.
The rep of dem House’ ‘ll be made with homies checked in err year or so, by dem peeps from all ova. And the kids votin from Boston n NY and shiz gotta be dope as ever , you know. They gotta be good for tha craziest branch off them trees of them all.
Shoot, ain’t nobody can be representin’ who is still a youngin’. That mean 25 yurrs of growin’ up in the hood, and bein in the states fer 7 years. If you ain’t got that on yo back then you at all lost man.
Reps and cash money will be split up between err body. It could be with this peace hood, dependin’ on whatchu got. Even though the indianas are our homeboys, they gonna be cut out from these cash gatherins. The real document action will be shot up three yurrs later, after them guys meet for the first of the year. And then every ten years they’ll have some sick reunion party too. We can’t got more than one foo for every thirty thousand. Yeah, I know, kinda crazy. And err state got some mad kid reppin’ for thems. Them smaller states can’t got more than three, or so reps for them. The reps for the house will choose who gonna be spittin for err body, and they got the power to gat em down.

Splitten em up, 3.
The Senate of tha states for the United forever, will have got two foo’s from each place, picked selectively by them legit’s fer six years, and every foo will have got one vote kids.
Soon afta they be gatherin in ranks from the first time around, when mothas be votin and ‘ll be split into three crews. Crew numba one will leave after the second year, crew numba two after the fourth year, and crew numba three after the sixth year, and so on wit that nonsense. If people be droppin’ like flys, then we can get some kids up to temporarily hold down the joint until further action.
No foo’s who hasn’t kicked it in the States of the United for at least thirty years, or bein in the great land of America for nine years can hold down the hut for real. So don’t be votin’ for dem fools, cause they be goin no where.
The VP of them United States will be head killa of the Senate, but won’t be spittin unless they equalin’ err body.
The Senate will selectively catch em sick kids for office, and of course a masta just in case the VP got some flu err something’, or got shot.
Man, the senates gots to trial all them throw downs for kids in office. They best swearing by Jesus when this crazy commotion is at the gates. Aftur the prez has gotten some fair peace and lovin’ from err body, The chief masta will decide all yo, and you best believe nuttin gonna happen unless he says so. When time comes that peeps gots to be faced wit bein’ shot down, and outta office, the party who walks away will gotta face Trial, Judgement and maybe some guttin’; according to them Po Po.